Iran Announces Its Herbal Cure for AIDS Today

Update: Too much! It IS the “Heavy water” – deuterium oxide (2H2O) – that is being touted as a health drink by Iranian Nuclear Chief Mohammad Sa’idi!
Miss Kelly has this incredible news!

“You may light up like a glow stick at night!
…But, you will be well enough for the mullahs to beat you if you’re gay.”

Maybe their nuclear ambitions really are peaceful!… (Kidding!)
Why am I not biting on this scientific discovery?


The Iranian National News Service is announcing today the herbal cure it discovered in the treatment of AIDS. The mullacracy is going public later in the day with its “scientific” findings:

Minister of Health and Medical Education Kamran Baqeri Lankarani will unveil a breakthrough achieved by Iranian scientists to cure the deadly epidemic of AIDS later in the day.

According to Health Ministry officials, Iranian scientists have invented a formula to control symptoms of AIDS.

“The research studies to find out a formula to cure AIDS was initiated during the tenure of two former health ministers and have led to useful results,” a health official said.

Former minister of health and medical education Mohammad Farhadi who served as executive director of the project for ‘a formula for reinvigorating the immunity system of the body’ told IRNA that the project led to the discovery of a formula to control symptoms of AIDS and some other virus-oriented infections.

“A new theory was sponsored in the past five years to invent a formula with herbal and chemical materials to help treat patients who are suffering from weak immunity system.

This ought to be something the South African government will be anxious to hear about since they are big fans of the “garlic and beetroot” treatment for fighting the AIDS disease!

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