Democrats Find Their New Direction in a Can of Tuna

“The answer is a Can of Tuna, Alex.”

Question: Where will Democrat’s find their new direction for America?

The Democrats’ new promise “A New Direction For America – Vote Democratic”

** The stock market is at a new all-time high and America’s 401 K’s are back.
A new direction from there means, what?

** Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

** Taxes are at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means,what?

** Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
A new direction from there means, what?

** The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.
A new direction from there means what?

** Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
A new direction from there means, what?

** Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

** Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
A new direction from there means, what?

** Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced in years, if he’s alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda’s top dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
A new direction from there means, what?

** Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks.
A new direction from there means, what?

** Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was to be made “ground zero” for the war on terrorism — and just as President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region are arriving from the shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and heading to the United States to wage war on us here.
A new direction from there means, what?

Thes questions were asked by Paltz at FREE REPUBLIC

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