Michelle Obama Comic Books Coming Soon

Who knows… Maybe this will make her proud of her country?

Comic book publisher Bluewater Productions hope to sell Michelle Obama comic books to “downright mean” Americans.
The Chicago Tribune reported:

She’s not faster than a speeding bullet or more powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? Hardly.

But First Lady Michelle Obama is poised to become a superhero next month when a biographical comic book hits the stands.

Chronicling Obama’s path from South Side schoolgirl to White House occupant, the comic is part of the “Female Force” series showcasing powerful female leaders. Issues featuring Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sold out immediately upon their release this week.

While the Clinton and Palin comics are already on their second printings, their publisher believes Obama will be an even bigger seller. Distributors have stopped taking orders temporarily while Washington-based Bluewater Productions catches up with the demand.

“I feel like the guy who invented the Furby,” Bluewater President Darren Davis said. “The reaction has been insane.”

Previously on Gloomy Michelle Obama:
** Michelle Obama Decides After 44 Years She Finally Can Stomach the US
** Michelle Obama’s “Proud of My Country” Twofer (Video)
** Michelle Obama: “We’re a Country That’s Downright Mean”
** Oops!… She Did It Again- Michelle Obama Bashes Ignorant America! (Video)
** “You’re alone in your failure.” (Get me more white people!)
** “We’re Guided By Fear… We’re a Nation of Cynics, Sloths and Complacents”
** ” We’re Taught to Keep It All In, Suffer, Just Hold It Down”
** Surprise!… Michelle Obama’s Old Boss Says She Was Non-Stop Complainer

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