Taliban Training Killer Monkeys to Shoot Americans

Allahu Akbar!

The Taliban is reportedly training monkeys to shoot American soldiers.
Dallas Blog reported:

If President Barack Obama withdraws from the war in Afghanistan, he would be the first commander-in-chief in American history to surrender to an army of monkeys; and we’re not talking about fighting the ‘Planet of the Apes.’ The Taliban in Afghanistan has just gotten into the ‘monkey business’ of training primates to attack U.S. soldiers, according to a British-based media agency.

The People’s Daily of China reports that, “reporters from the media agency spotted and took photos of a few ‘monkey soldiers’ holding AK-47 rifles and Bren light machine guns in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The report and photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.”

The British-media outlet claims that American military experts call them “monkey terrorists.” The Taliban is resorting to cruel political means to meet political goals through conquest, destruction, assaults and other means.

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