Orlando Sanford Intnl. Airport Ousts Napolitano’s Minions of Molestation

So sad.  TSA oglers and gropers may lose their unconstrained access to parading beautiful women and their genitals through body scanners.  In Sanford, Florida, anyway.  The Orlando Sanford International has announced its plan to oust Napolitano’s minions of molestation.

Via Drudge, Infowars reports,

Orlando Sanford International has announced it will opt out of using TSA workers to screen passengers, a move which threatens the highly unpopular federal agency’s role in other airports across the nation.

“The president of the airport said Tuesday that he would apply again to use private operators to screen passengers, using federal standards and oversight,” reports the Miami Herald.

With Sanford International having originally been prevented by the TSA from opting out back in November 2010 when the federal agency froze the ability for airports to use their own private screeners, a law passed by the Senate last month forces the TSA to reconsider applications.

Larry Dale hinted that the move was motivated by the innumerable horror stories passengers have told of their encounters with the TSA, noting that the change was designed to provide a more “customer friendly” operation.

The agency has been slow to reissue the guidelines on the the rule change, prompting Republican Representatives John Mica of Florida, Darrell Issa of California and Jason Chaffetz of Utah to press TSA head John Pistole to implement the mandate.

…West Yellowstone Airport in Montana has already replaced its TSA screeners with private security. Bert Mooney Airport, also in Montana, is attempting to do the same.

However, when Texas lawmakers attempted to pass a bill last year that would have outlawed invasive TSA pat downs, the feds threatened to implement a blockade that would have imposed a de facto “no fly zone” over the lone star state.

 

Maybe some day they will stop confusing our children about “safe touch”…and return this sort of violative touching to the bad guys.  Where it belongs.

Update:  Hat tip to commenter, Luke Duke, for the correction regarding the airport.

Hat tip: Lady Kurobara

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