Department of Energy Loons Want Kids to Dress AS SOLAR PANELS FOR HALLOWEEN

Solar Panels

Happy Halloween, kids! The leftist loons at the Department of Energy have a suggestion for costumes. Vampires, ghosts and werewolves are so yesterday. Wouldn’t you rather dress up as a solar panel?

The Daily Caller reports:

DOE Wants Kids To Dress Up As Solar Panels and Windmills For Halloween

The Department of Energy (DOE) is celebrating Halloween by carving DOE themed Jack-O-Lanterns and instructing kids to dress up in “energy themed” costumes.

The DOE official website includes instructions on how kids can dress up as a solar panel, a wind turbine, an “energy vampire,” a particle accelerator, or Secretary of Energy Ernest Moniz.

“You won’t produce electricity, but at least you’ll generate conversations wherever you go,” claims the DOE’s website, before suggesting that kids strap inflatable ankle floats or an inner tube to their feet to dress up as an offshore wind turbine.

The DOE also posted on energy themed Jack-O-Lanterns and included instructions on how to carve a pumpkin in the shape of compact fluorescent lamps, electrical cars, windmills, solar panels, and more.

Progressives are intent on ruining Halloween for kids.




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