Glamour Magazine Runs Hilarious Article: “Help, I Can’t Stop Hooking Up With Trump Supporters”

They may hate us, but they can’t resist us, is the theme of a hilarious article published by Kory Lane of Glamour Magazine. The piece is about a Hillary Clinton supporter putting her politics aside to sleep with Trump supporters, who she admits, are great in the sack. 

Kory Lane of Glamour Magazine writes:

I knew we’d never be anything more to each other than a hookup, but I didn’t care. The sex was hot, and it was uncomplicated in the sense that neither of us expected—or even really wanted—any strings attached. And since I was confident in my political convictions, all that witty banter about tax codes, emails, and border walls was the foreplay I never knew I needed.

I assumed it was a onetime experiment, but shortly after we ended things I started sleeping with yet another Trumpster who I was inexplicably attracted to. This, I’m sorry to say, was after Trump had secured the nomination, but in my defense I was still pretty certain we were going to elect Hillary Clinton, so I could ignore the fact that this guy’s family wore MAGA hats. Harder to ignore was his conviction that if Clinton won, we would automatically go to war—with which country, he couldn’t say, but he was certain that a woman president would lead to war because…emotions, maybe? I have no idea. He was ill-informed, sexist, and loved to start arguments with me.

But once again the thrill of the election and the friction of our differences made the passion so much more palpable in bed. So I pushed aside his ingrained bigotry and instead let it wash over me, filling me with a desire to prove him wrong—or maybe to just be on top of him.

As much as I don’t like the idea of sleeping with people whose values are clearly the opposite of my own, I can’t seem to stop, especially since the election. I’m an extremely competitive person and knowing that the guy I’m with is on the “winning” team (even though I’m still correct) just forces that competitiveness into overdrive. Even when my annoyance with Trump and his supporters turns into depression, anxiety, and frustration, I still get an odd sense of vindication after sleeping with one of them.

Click here to read the rest of Glamour Magazine’s article.

Not everyone is getting it on with Trump supporters.

As TGP previously reported, Florida State Attorney Dave Aronberg is divorcing his wife because she supports President Donald Trump.

While Lynn Aronberg is quoted as saying the divorce is currently going “amicably”, she has expressed that she is a “staunch Republican and supporter of President Trump,” while Dave Aronberg is quite the opposite. Ms. Aronberg explained that her husband’s hostility towards President Trump caused her to feel “increasingly isolated in the marriage” to him. Later, she described her decision to split as a “Trump Divorce.”

It was reported originally in KOMONews. While KOMO does admit that Aronberg political differences are what is leading to the divorce, they conveniently leave out HOW DEEP those differences actually run.

 

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