NYU Celebrates Women’s Month With Sex Conference on “69 Ways to Use Saran Wrap”
New York University is celebrating women’s month with a burlesque stripper named Chicava HoneyChild and a session on the joys of Saran Wrap dental dams.
Because when it comes right down to it, aren’t women’s issues really just about burlesque and dental dams?
Campus Reform reported:
New York University (NYU) celebrated March as “Women’s HERstory Month” with a presentation by a burlesque dancer named Chicava HoneyChild and a workshop entitled “69 Ways to Use Saran Wrap.”
The events, which took place at NYU, were sponsored by the school’s LGBTQ Student Center and Camp Grrl, a club for “queer” women, and were paid for with school funds which come from tuition and student fees.
Monday’s event, “69 Ways to Use Saran Wrap,” promised to answer questions such as “What entails more risk: ‘scissoring’ or ’69?’” and “Are dental dams better for anal or vaginal sex?,” according to the college’s official event calendar.
It boasts that the information taught will go “beyond traditional prevention,” into “alternative and fun protection options, and non-traditional bedroom fun!”
The event description also details the specific groups invited:
“Lesbians, fluid and bisexual women, queer women, female-bodied folks that do not identity (sic) as women, people that identify as women that are not female bodied, and their allies!”
They sound like very enlightened liberal women, huh?