Angry Feminist, Anarchist, Queer woman decided to make bread from her yeast infection.
Then she posted about it online.
Yuck.
Via Mashable:
(Warning on language – content)
Have thrush. Genuinely considering using it to make sourdough.
— Another Angry Woman (@stavvers) November 21, 2015
@Ellwynnnnn because it’s all just yeast at the end of the day.
— Another Angry Woman (@stavvers) November 21, 2015
Then she wrote about it on her blog – with the recipe.
I am making sourdough. I started the starter on Saturday afternoon, and it’s reached the point where it smells kind of yeasty, and now it’s looking like this:
It’s caused quite a lot of visceral horror, because I bunged something a little bit unconventional in the starter: yeast from my vagina. Here’s my recipe, so you know:
Ingredients:
1 small Greek coffee-sized cup of plain flour
1/2 small Greek coffee-sized cup of water
As much vaginal yeast as I could scrape off a dildo I put in my vagina–my estimate is that there was about as much of it as would lightly coat a single tine of a fork, and no more.Method:
Mix the ingredients together.
Cover in foil, leave
The next day, “feed” it 1 small Greek coffee-sized cup of flour, 1/2 small Greek coffee-sized cup of water.
Cover it back up
Repeat the feeding
idk what I’ll do next, I’m only on the third day.
I really hope that girl does not work in the restaurant business.